Forget about New England-style IPAs, the new hotness is vaginal bacteria sour ales. The next time Budweiser airs a commercial mocking our vagina fermented craft beers, I will have a more difficult time pretending to be offended. Like the Republican party to Donald Trump, we may have to disown this Polish-made “homebrewed” brand called “The Order of Yoni” that is launching a beer made with lactic acid bacteria sourced from a Czech model’s vagina. Rather than purchase a Fleshlight rubber mold of a pornstar’s vag, this brewery is trying to sell a beer that lets you “Try her taste, feel her smell, hear her voice…” Even worse, they expect us to fund the distasteful venture in an Indiegogo crowdfunding campaign.
Breweries are all about variants on big, rich, heavy, intense beers like barleywine’s these days, Gigantic Brewing is no different.
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Advent Calendar Barrel-Aged Beer Advent Calendar Day #7: Baerlic Brewing’s Woodworker Series
Every winter Portland’s Baerlic Brewing racks their barrel-aged Woodworker Series into tanks for a new round of epic beer releases.
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