Forget about New England-style IPAs, the new hotness is vaginal bacteria sour ales. The next time Budweiser airs a commercial mocking our vagina fermented craft beers, I will have a more difficult time pretending to be offended. Like the Republican party to Donald Trump, we may have to disown this Polish-made “homebrewed” brand called “The Order of Yoni” that is launching a beer made with lactic acid bacteria sourced from a Czech model’s vagina. Rather than purchase a Fleshlight rubber mold of a pornstar’s vag, this brewery is trying to sell a beer that lets you “Try her taste, feel her smell, hear her voice…” Even worse, they expect us to fund the distasteful venture in an Indiegogo crowdfunding campaign.
It’s Imperial season, time for big beers and big ciders like 2 Towns Ciderhouse’s just released 2019 vintage of their 11% abv hard cider “Serious Scrump.
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The Civic Taproom and Bottle Shop near Providence Park in downtown Portland is hosting their 5th annual Barrel Aged Fest Saturday-Sunday January 25th-26th, 2020.
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Oregon City has another brewery: Hillock Brewing Company.
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